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[walkingheroin]

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[walkingheroin]

Am I supposed to apologize or say congrats?

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[thevulnerability]

[ You are such an ass. ]

Okay, we need to work on your compassion responses. But neither. It was my choice.

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[walkingheroin]

[It was better than just picking the latter one, right?]

Does this have something to do with the time you said you needed?

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[thevulnerability]

[ ok that's fair. ]

Yeah. [ And you sort of but whatever. ] He took it really well.

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[walkingheroin]

Well, that's good. I'd have to punish him if he decided to be a douchebag about it.

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[thevulnerability]

No, nothing like that. I know relationships aren't exactly second nature for you, but just because I ended it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

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[walkingheroin]

Well, of course not considering I've never had one.

Well, I'm sorry you're hurt. What can I do to help?

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[thevulnerability]

Tell me I'll be okay. Buy me a drink. Convince me I'm not going to die old and alone surrounded by 50 cats and stacks of 20 year old newspapers.

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[walkingheroin]

Very well.

You're going to be fine. And you couldn't possibly die alone because I, nor your daughter for that matter, would ever allow it. If I have to clean up newspapers then so be it.

As for the drink, you know where to find me. Or I could come to you, of course.

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[thevulnerability]

You'd clean up newspapers for me? That's really sweet.

I'll come to you, but only if you're sure. I don't want to mess up your mojo with my wimpy human feelings.

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[walkingheroin]

I happen to quite like your wimpy human feelings.

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[thevulnerability]

Thanks, Lucifer. You being here for me means a lot.

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[walkingheroin]

Of course. Where else would I be?

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[thevulnerability]

A few months ago, I'd say with a totally uncomplicated Brittany.

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[walkingheroin]

I can't say I quite see the appeal these days.

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[thevulnerability]

[ Good thing this is text and he can't see her blushing c: ]

Well I'm not exactly opposed to having your attention these days instead.

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[walkingheroin]

Glad to hear it. Now come over and have that drink with me.

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[thevulnerability]

I'll be there in five.

christmas 2017

[poppycock]

( for lucifer is a brand new decanter set with a bottle of very, very good whiskey. it comes with a note: for any future raucous behavior. —klaus )

christmas, 2017

[thevulnerability]

[ When Lucifer comes into his penthouse, he'll find a a little Christmas tree that Chloe set up in the corner near his couches. She gives him two little things to start:

A card that she signed and a set of glasses to replace the one that he broke.

Finally, she comes out with a decent-sized wrapped box that is... making little scratching sounds from within. When he opens it, Lucifer will find a little Doberman puppy. ]

[walkingheroin]

[He blinks as he peers inside the box, looking more than a little flabbergasted.]

What on bloody Earth is this?

[thevulnerability]

It's a puppy. Obviously.

[ She grins, settling down on the couch next to him and reaching over to give it a scratch behind the ears. ]

[walkingheroin]

Well, yes, but what on Earth am I supposed to do with a puppy?

[He looks like he's afraid to even touch it, though he would adamantly deny anything resembling fear.]

[thevulnerability]

[ Chill Luci it's a puppy not Mom. ]

You know... Walk it, pet it, feed it occasionally. [ Her tone is light and playful, and then she remembers who she is talking to and frowns. ] Twice a day, Lucifer. You need to feed it twice a day.

[walkingheroin]

[He scoffs a little, as if that's the biggest inconvenience of all time, before the puppy just decides to...jump out of the box into his lap. It promptly plants its front paws on his chest and licks his chin.]

At this rate, it's going to bloody eat me first!